Ok, so this is my first entry. Ahahaha.... Man I fail at this...

So I went shopping with my mom today. Got 2 new shirts. That makes 6 in the last 2 weeks. Hell yes! And my diet is going great, because I've already dropped a size, and it's only been about 2 weeks.


Ohmegawd! I hate my bitch-faced, so-called friend, who ran off to Poland without telling me. Ok, so I could never hate him, but I really miss him. Ah, the days of flicking spoonfuls of Dairy Queen Blizzards at passing cars in which the driver was talking on their phone and then complaining because we were out of ice cream after like, 5 minutes. Then running to beg his brother to buy us more. Hehe...good times, good times.

DAYUMMN!!! I saw 2 major hotties at Michaels today. Michaels the craft store. Ok, thats all. Just thought I'd bring that up.

Hmmmm...who am I talking to on msn right now...?
`Mik
`Taylor(www.xxteaps.deviantart.com)
`Hanes


Questions of the entry: (ok, I had to, sorry) If you answer any correctly(or funnily), you get featured in the next entry.

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?